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1) A can containing worms. Fishermen find this yucky and sticky.
2) A yucky situation better left alone.
Maybe you shouln't talk to Maria about that. You're about to open a can of worms.
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Similar to Donkey Punch wherein doing either doggie style or missionary, the male chuggs his beer then tries to pancake the beer can on the females forehead right before ejaculation. This makes it a lil bit tighter and gives you just enough time to run like hell for the door. This is a good tip for all you tree huggers worried about recycling.
Dude bro! I was with Jessica last night and everything was going fine till she called me dumb AGAIN. So I can-caked her right in the forehead before I came and havent called her since!
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Extreme, everpresent anger in a person that is demonstrated by routine outbursts directed at all people (and sometimes inanimate objects) with frequency. There seems to be no known provocation to such attacks whatsoever. The metaphor induces one to envision the explosive and omnipresent sense of the anger.
That Vic is a perfect example of "rage in a can" ~ he once went off on me for no reason at work, i thought he was going to punch me in a meeting.
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a sentence that is gramatically correct and shows superiority over all even those whom say "whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es"
Person 1:"whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es names their kid 'person 2'?"
Person 2:"Oh yeah? Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo on a ship-shipping ship shipping shipping-ships while doing the can-can can-can can can can can can-can"
Peraon 2:"I'm sorry, I see the error of my ways"
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I excused myself from the table to go use the poop can and drop the Cosby kids off at the pool.
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Drop a load or bleed the lizard
Senario One:
Guy 1- Brb
Guy 2- Where you going?
Guy 3- That iced tea was too much, i gotta hit the can.
Senario Two:
Guy 1- Brb
Guy 2- Where you going?
Guy 3- That Chicken Tikka Masala was too much, i gotta hit the can.
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