"Hi.. class... did you see i put a bird in my house? I-I-I---..."
"What happened to Ms. Crabtree?"
"...-times 8 equals?"
"Ms Crabtree i think you forgot to share your screen."
"Argh the plug ins won't work all these gadgets now a days."
--TWO HOURS LATER--
"And thats why we should still be ruling the worl---l-l..."
"So Ms. Crabtree why didn't we get a homework assignment?-"
"Young MAN!! why didnt you show me the homework assignment you will be getting an F minus minus for this."
"But Ms--"
--The zoom class ended.-
"zoom class is like prison"
"yea prison that disconnects every 4 seconds lol"
What your school does for quarantine school. It makes you addicted to your phone and computer. It also drives your teachers crazy because no one unmutes. Also, you don't learn half the stuff you're supposed to. Also, it makes everyone develop intense social anxiety. So basically, your average school thing.
Kid 1: hey, I think I'm in your spanish class
Kid 2: yeah, same period too? Cool, see you in zoom class!
Kid 1: omfg I don't want to unmute what if people think my voice sounds weird??
Kid 2: aaaaaaaaaa mee toooooo! Zoom classes suckkkkkkkk
Both: just text the entire rest of the class and don't say anything (or learn anything
An undergraduate class that involves massive amounts of writing. These classes should only be taken one at a time or you will definitely fry your brain. A victor class contains at least 2 classes worth of work.
Person 1: I have 4 classes and 2 victor classes
Person 2: So you really have 8 classes worth of work. I feel so sorry for you. You better get a start on the books you have to write.
a useless class that you have to take but has no application in the real world. Or a class that you have to take to use a hammer (obviously useless).
Man honors classes are total hammer classes
Teen-age vernacular from the 50's and 60's referring to a girl that was sexually promiscuous and fairly easy to seduce by any male that was inclined to be intimate with her.
sex, free and easy class pump
When your pecking bird gets to restless in the middle of a presentation and every one in the class sees it.
Look at him he just had a Class Boner it’s so tiny