A pickle that is mistaken for a vibrator
She fondled the electric pickle
A common work place injury among lazy electrically biased maintenance engineers, that tends to effect the backside, elbow and index finger due to excessive mobile use.
You have a severe case of electrical blisters, if you don't start moving around more and using your phone less, they may become infected.
When you're having sex in a carpeted room and the man rubs his feet to build up a static charge and zaps his partners pussy/asshole.
Dude. I had wool socks on so I totally built up a charge and gave her an electric Rodney!
The Electric Blanket, but with a fat woman and a smaller man.
She almost smothered me with her flying fat, it was a total Reverse Electric Blanket!
When the penis inserted while simultaneously removing one's hand from the shocker position. Not to be confused with the popular dance, the Electric Slide
Friend 1:My gf loves the shocker, so I decided to hit her with the Electric Schlide
Friend 2: Yeaahhhh
When you put on wool socks during sex, rub your feet on the floor, and shock them.
Dude I gave Jen an electric scotch tape last night!
The sensation of a stinging asshole while taking a shit.
I've had the green apple splatters for three days and now I have bad case of electric starfish.