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Anyone that is either new to a video game and sucks at it, or anyone that has been playing the game and still sucks at it. Can also be used in an act of anger if someone kills you. You are then permitted to scream out, "NOOB!" or "YOU ARE SUCH A NUB!" Many people dislike noobs because they ruin the game for people that are actually good.
Wow man you suck. You are such a noob.
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Noob (Noun) - A human is considered a noob (to a certain degree) depending on if they contain the traits of: smart, athletic, and musical(as in playing an instrument). If a person is all three, then they are not a noob. If a person is only two, then they are semi-noob. If a person is only one of these, then they are just a plain out noob. If a person is none of these then they are so nooby they might just evaporate into feather clouds. However, each trait to a certain degree can mean a person is not a noob, if they excel at that trait enough. For example, a person that may be smart, but very very greatly athletic, is not considered a noob.
James: Hahaha your just a big NOOB Tommy boy!
Andrew: What do you mean, James?
James: You don't do anything, you just watch TV and play XBOX all day!
Andrew: That's bec- *Evaporates into feather clouds*
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There are two types of Imvu noobs.
1) A player, whom is wearing the free crappy clothes that IMVU supplies you with when you join.
2) A ignorant player, whom is also wearing the free begginer clothes or cheap and sluty clothes.
You can find noobs in public rooms.
When most noobs enter they quickly ask if theyre are any hot guys/girls in the room that are single.
NoobGirl: Any hot single guys ready to mingle!!?!!?
NoobGuy: Yeee baby I am hot
NoobGirl: You look sexy kiss me
Pixels are sexy?, virtual kiss?!! WTF!?
NoobGuy: How do you have sex on here??????????
Noobs use "noobish" while typing, meaning they spell wrongly most the time, and/or they add extra letters.
Sometimes they use chat talk.
Ex:
H3Y Th3R3 S3X7 M@m@! W!lL Y0u |3e M!ii G!rLfr4!nD?!!!
Noobs always ask how to have sex, on IMVU.
The answer? YOU CAN'T!
Most noobs I imagine to be overweight fugly loners irl.
IRL= In real life.
They're avis always look horribly ugly and/or sluty, and they obsess over it saying that they are
"SOO HAWT!"
"I AM TOO SEXY"
"0H B@BY ! @M @ H@WT M3$$!"
Now, now, before you get the wrong idea about IMVU; Please note that not everyone on IMVU is so stupid and only wants to cyber!
There are some intresting and sane people on there.
Sane? I take that back. But the insanity is what makes it intresting.
Anyways, back to NOOBS.
There are some "gangsta wannabee" noobs.
They are seen, and HEARD, With virtual guns.
Hardcore right? They fire the guns non-stop for minutes.
Make sure your sound isnt all the way up when noobs are in the room.
Gangster noob ex:
G1: H3Y HOTTIE
Gurl1: Ey baybay
G2: G1 YOU BETTER GET YO BISH A$$ AWAY FRUM MY GURL!
G1: OHH HELLL NAWWW I FUK YO MAMA!
Gurl: OH NO HE JUST DIDNT!!!!!
G2: FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE Thats the gun trigger
Load gun sounds go off
Great effect. (sarcasm).
Noobs enjoy caps lock, ITS JUST SO COOL.
Noobs also use numbers and ect in there words.
Chart:
A= @
E= 3
1= !
G= q
O= 0
S= $ or Z
B= |3
Noobs normally have sexi/sexy/hottie/hot/hawt/cute/sex/cunt/fuck/dick/cock/cum/kinky/pussy/lickme/ ect in they're avi name.
BE ON THE LOOK OUT!
IMVU Noob conversation:
Ex A-
Noob, and a non-noob.
SexiieerthenyouuNOOB1: @NY GUYS WUNNA FUXK
NONNOOB: Umm...Hey..There..:)
SexiieerthenyouuNOOB1: iNV!T3 m3 2 y3r h0u$3
Virtual 3rd IMVU house
NONNOOB: Ugh, why?
SexiieerthenyouuNOOB1: ZO W3 C@N FUK
NONNOOB: No thank you..D: -Walks Away-
SexiieerthenyouuNOOB1: WTF
NONNOOB has left the chat
Ex 2:
Search "how to be a noob imvu" on youtube.
SINCE, We arent allowed to POST LINKS ON HERE!!
-Smiles-
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The auto shotty in counterstrike.
wow that ogl scrub is using the noob stick.
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When a (large) group of lower-level players attack one target at the same time, overwhelming them with superior numbers, AND the element of surprise.
Veteran *Walking alone down the street*
50 Newbies *Pour out of the alleyway and start punching the Veteran until he dies, quickly loot his corpse, and flee*
Veteran *Arrives at his corpse after being rezed* "Wtf! I can't believe I was just noob-rushed!"
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To be surrounded by so many noobs that you actually become a noob.
- " What the fuck! I'm getting owned by noob sons of bitches in Call of Duty"
-"Don't worry, man, you're just noobed out."
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