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pendulum jerk

When two men attempt to jerk eachother off, where one man grabs the other mans penis with two hands creating a triangle shape with his arms and body and the other man only grabs with one hand. The man with two hands creates a normal jerking motion while the other only moves the penis in a swaying motion left and right creating the pendulum effect.

Tony and Dale had a pendulum jerk session yesterday after they came home from the club.

by Cheeze Webz October 23, 2015


Jerk OOF

when u are jerking off to some good shit with earbuds in at full volume and ur mom walks in on u naked holding ur dick while u two look at each other dead eye.

Hey son are u do--
*drops the basket off clothing*

son*Jerk OOF*

by NiggerTrapper October 17, 2018


jerk-sleeping

When a male or female needs to masturbate in order to sleep.

Dude, when you're as depressed as I am; jerk-sleeping is the only cure for sleeplessness.

by imadetheword March 24, 2019


Jerk Shack

An establishment that claims to be a massage parlor or massage therapy center, but ultimately specialized in performing masturbation (Hand-Jobs, Happy Endings) following the massage. This service is typically performed by a female masseuse on a male customer. But can performed via male on male.

Hey Bill, what was the name of that jerk shack that you went to last weekend?

by thumpr033 April 8, 2011


finger jerk

The act of getting fingered then proceeding to give half a hand job. Ejaculation is not required on the male's part.

Danielle totally finger jerked that guy last night!!!

by FJ sandwich September 26, 2011


pinwheel jerk

Used almost exclusively at Shaw Communications, a pinwheel jerk is a morale building activity similar to a circle jerk, but instead of jerking yourself off, you jerk off the colleague to the right of you.

"Oh man, VEX AND Growers?! That shit was awesome! I'm so happy thinking about it. Guys, pinwheel jerk time?"

by DarkCanuck12 July 25, 2017


kamikaze jerk

The act of lighting a firework and ejaculating on it before it blows up on your genitalia.

"Dude, I got lucky with that kamikaze jerk on New Year's, I almost blew my junk off."

by Jeremy linn January 11, 2018