Corn on the nob

When you're doing anal, you pull out and there's shit with a sweet corn on your nob

"Oh shit, I got corn on the nob again"

Children of the Corn

1: A cult of children, lead by children
2: Any secret group you formed in the second grade

Man we had some children of the corn stuff going on back then

Bull Corning

Verb: The PG version of bullshitting.
Noun: The PG version of bullshit.

Can also be used to describe one who needs your help but won't get off their ass to come to you for the help they need.

Scenario 1:

Guy 1: Hell, Lumbergh fucked her.
Guy 2: What?? No!!!!
Guy 3: Don't listen to him, he's just bull corning.

Scenario 2:

Guy 1: Hey man, my car's not running right, can you look at it?
Guy 2: Sure, bring it by right now, I've got time.
Guy 1: Oh, well, umm, I'm kind of busy right now, so...
Guy 2: WTF dude! Why you bull corning???

corn stinker

your asshole, dipshit.

my corn stinker feels like shit bro

Shucking the Corn

A term used by people native to the Appalachian Mountains to describe a speech or sermon that is particularly energetic. The term is most commonly used in reference to "hellfire and brimstone" preachers.

Did yins hear the preacher's message last Sunday? He was a-shucking the corn!

dow corning

To be up for an activity

Paul: Are you coming to the party tonight?
Erick: I'm dow corning if your mom is there!

Canned Corn

When someone says gives the same corny response everytime.

"How's your day going?"
"Better now"
"Don't give me that canned corn, how are you really doing"
"Honestly, I'm surprised I got out of bed today"