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A female coworker specializing in all things persnickety. Things like sitting in warm chairs displease her and you might as well kill yourself if you leave her off a meeting invite. She never forgets. She's also the source and spreader of office rumors and the first to tattle on anyone. This chick is cold, literally. She's constantly whining about being cold and turns up the thermostat to the displeasure of all of her fellow coworkers.
She may or may not be pregnant. But, you don't dare ask.
If that rumor spreading, office snatch brings another fucking blanket to a meeting I'm going to rip it out of her feeble hands and choke her.
Fucking office snatch is bitching about sitting in warm chairs again. Are we fucking dead? Should I kill myself about 10 minutes prior to our meeting time so she can remove my cold, lifeless body in hopes for coolness for her fatty, worthless ass?
This shit talking, office snatch needs to cool her jets and quit acting like she's better than everybody before I get in her grill.
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Office Depot is a boring store that sells boring products for boring workplaces. Once in awhile, you might find some sales reps with "interesting" personalities.
I dare you to go into Office Depot dressed as a Jedi Knight.
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A person that is a Simp for a rich person or group of rich people.
"Man have you heard that guy that's excited for the war draft, he is such an Imperial Officer."
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A toilet. Archaic slang. This term is a somewhat old-fashioned one, being used by mainly English literature and History students of the pretentious type.
"George W. Bush is unfit for office, except perhaps a house of office."
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When your boss uses the term "we", but he/she really means "you".
Boss John: Jim, sales were down last quarter. What are we doing about this?!
Jim: Great use of the "office we" John. Well, I'm not sure what YOU'RE doing about it, but I'M firing half our sales force.
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1) a "geek", 2) a person that really needs to get a life, 3) someone that regularly receives wedgies - and likes it, 4) does not enjoy spending time with persons of the opposite sex - but loves sheep
1) Given the choice of viewing a video of Pamela Anderson or a Bill Gates lecture, Office Weenies choose Bill every time
2) Office Weenies think Happy Hour is an Oprah rerun
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The offspring of (a) Salvation Army officer born after the officer(s) have gone through training. Not to be confused with officer's kid.
abbreviated O.B.
"Sometimes you can be such an O.B."
"I am NOT an officer's brat! I was born AFTER my parents went to training, thank you very much!"
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