Kaproto Loop

a conversation or argument that repeats without end, usually about World of Warcraft, Politics, or Crypto Currency.

When you find yourself hearing a conversation you've heard 100 times, you are in a Kaproto Loop

The infinite = Kaproto

Him: What do you guys think about x

You: *gives closing statement*

Him: Right right.... so like what do you think about x

nascar loop

When a man removes all hair on his body except for a full 360 degrees loop from his widows peek through his unibrow (side of eyebrows are shaven) then to the toothbrush moustache taking a hip hoppity jump to his soul patch then down his chest snail trailing to the scrotum where it goes down the shaft and under the balls then going along the taint and up the butt hole along the spine and connecting to his rat tail which attached to his Mohawk then continuing to his widows peak making the perfect nascar loop

“I like ya cut G”

“Thanks got a fresh nascar loop at the barber today”

phase-locked loop

Refers to an unfortunate situation where someone who had begun exhibiting undesirable behavior that others had initially assumed was his "just going through a phase" actually does **not** eventually "taper off", but continues to display said distressing attitude/actions.

My teenage son started being really rude and mouthy at age 12, and our pediatrician had assured me that it was "merely a stage he was going through", and that "he'd outgrow it eventually". Well, that was over six years ago, and if anything the boy's behavior is even more sulkily-resentful and anti-social than ever --- looks like a phase-locked loop to me!

Qin loop

A punishment for which you must run a Qin loop

Someone does something cursed Oh that's a Qin loop for you.

Fruit-Loop Freak-Out

A fruit loop freak out is a category 5 freak out by a person who ia mentally unstable. Typically, a fruit-loop freak-out involves screaming, crying, threatening, and periodically stopping to screech "WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY FRUIT LOOPS?!?"

We all love fruit loops, but not so much as a fruit-loop freaker

He destroyed the house in a Fruit-Loop Freak-Out

close the loop

Finish what you started.

I haven't been able to close the loop with the customer about his letter of complaint.

Poop-a-loop

When you sit on your partners lap while they are pooping and poop through their legs.

We are so in love with eachother we poop-a-loop together