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A man with too much money than sense.
Will spend money he doesn't have on expensive clothes and in game currency.
Craig just spent £700 on a t-shirt.
Craig, he’s a big stroking nonce, who really likes the smell of mouldy cheese and pickled onions. Craig also tends to be shit at cutting hair unless especially skin fades.
Wow, craig, what a fucking tosser
A fucking bitch 1 inch cock. Sits on his ass eating doritos watching porn while struggling to reach over his fat rolls to grab his tiny ass dick. A loser faggot that can't talk to girls and orders 3 large burgers everytime he pulls up to the drivethru. He is a crack addicted asshole who is also incredibly homosexual. He loves to get pegged by little kids
A ripped dude that has too much testosterone. Upsetting him results in yelling to immediate violence. He doesn't give a fuck about the Manager, he goes straight to the punch. That's what you call a guy Karen. Usually results in a public freakout to bystanders showing justice served.
Derived from searching for an equivalent name for a Karen, but for a guy. Kyle sounded to soft. So Craig, Craigslist Trash, to Craigons and Kraken (Clash of Titans 1981 monster that just expects any sacrifice) derived the term.
"Craig doesn’t give a shit about the manager, just wants to fight."
"Yo - those Craigons just got wrecked. Why did they mess with that chad on the motorcycle."
"TF, that Craig just bitch slapped the bartender for getting cut off. Everyone jumped his ass."
Craig is the best sex partner you can dream of, he will fuck you till you can’t move anymore and think that god has snatched your soul
My whole day was bad untill I seen Craig
A verb describing the action of craiging someone; to craig an individual.
Person: I should get all my Ex's numbers and send em' a craig.
This example uses craig.
A verb describing the action of craiging someone; to craig an individual.
Person 1: Should I get all my ex's phone numbers and then send them a Craig?
Craig is used in this example.