Me: mommy I am going to sing to you.
Mom: so you are going to mommy come and take my lolly? Ok
Me: yaaaa
Never attribute to kinkiness that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
Geoffery: "I told you she didn't have a mommy kink, that's why we use Mommy's Razor!"
when your mom smell good mannnnnn
HEY MOMMY YOU SMELL GOOD
THANKS DADDDDDDYSYYDYDYDYSYYSYS
mommy joyce is a very gorgeous and beautiful girl. she’s a sexy and attractive mommy, she will be such a hot milf <3🤰. most of the time she just sits by her own, doin smart girl stuff, while looking hot and cute at the same time. she’s not a real mommy yet, but she got the perfect requirements to be a good one. mommy joyce is supermercy, she’s also a feminist approved by me, i would elect her rn.
person: eyo mommy, my delicious juce
mommy joyce: hey chawtyy
When your desperate to lose your virginity so you fuck a midget and you don't know her name and you didn't wear a condom
I totally midget mommyied this girl last night from the bar
Origin: Dictionary of Hunter
(Mommy Issues Edition: The Mommy Chronicles 2022)
Slang for "penny"
Alternate synonyms: Penny
"Slay Queen Mommy girl queen boss you slay"
" damn look at that girl over there"
"hot mommy alert!"