Spicy chips

Spicy chips they are so heated

So much spice I gotta eat it
Yeah the spice is undefeated

I don’t need to be repeated
Spicy chips they burn your mouth

Spicy chips in a high amount
So much spice I can’t keep count

It’s the best spice there is no doubt

There’s no need for spicy chicken

Don’t need to be cooked in a kitchen

Spicy chips make life worth living

Spicy chips

Spicy chips leave my mouth bleeding

The spicy chips now I am needing

Spicy chips they can’t be beaten

I eat all those spicy chips

Put em in some spicy dip
So damn hot they burn my lips

Spicy chips they are so tasty

Not enough spice it’s getting hasty
Spicy chips they are what made me

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chip dirt

The sad pile of broken chips left at the bottom of the bag.

Damn dude, you just left a pile of chip dirt in this Doritos bag. Go grab a new bag!

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The Chip Jip

When you expect a much larger amount of chips in your bag, so you become upset at the fact that the bag is less than half full.

"Man, I got the chip jip today when I bought a bag of Doritos."

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chips and dicks

When you are lying in bed naked, taking pictures of a bag of chips & you accidentally take a picture of your dick. OR
When you cut a whole in the bag of chips, put your dick in the whole & tell your lady friend to help herself to some chips.

Do you know how many different flavor chips there are, I can do chips and dicks all day.

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Coconut chips

Dried pieces of ejaculate that you scrape off a girls breast after you titty-fuck her.

Usually "coconut chips" are consumed by your partner after you have scraped them off her breasts.

"Last night Jackie let me titty fuck her, and ate the coconut chips afterwards."
"My favorite part of the pearl necklace is eating the coconut chips afterwards."

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Chips and dip

Chips and dip is when you shit in your hand and throw that shit on your significant other and then slap the shit off their face, showing your gratitude and appreciation for one another

I just gave her chips and dip…she might be the one

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storm chips

Potato chips purchased by Canadian Maritimers in preparation for a winter storm.

“They’re calling for a meter tonight, I’ve gotta head to Shoppers and NSLC for Storm Chips and some Keith’s.”

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