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Found a wiggly banana, Put it on Dash.
John has a Dash ‘Nana in his car. He must have some crazy inside jokes
A list of things to do quick, used by real street n*ggas
Ima smash that pussy then go hit my dash list
Enter an automatic car wash with your partner in the passenger seat. Once in the car wash proceed to jump in the backseat and fuck, but finish and be back in the front seat by the time the car wash is over.
Her: “Babe I’m feeling filthy. What do you want to do?”
Him: “How about the Backseat Splash and Dash?”
The soul purpose of eating a FWB vagina and leaving or resuming your day as normal.
Chelsea just gave me the best O, man I love a good Dine n' dash.
When you dash for money so you can buy a sex toy.
"Johnny was dashing for riches, and broke into a store for sex toys."
It hasn't gone out of business because the drivers are (at some level) eating the cost.
Hym "And the people ordering door dash are affluent enough to pay either way. They just tip less. Seriously, do you even talk to anyone who isn't a fucking YouTube vermin? How out of touch can a person be?"
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