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ghost hunting

Attempting to stop a problem that doesn't actually exist.

Jean, a feminazi, was trying to solve gender equalities. Unfortunately for (non-binary pronoun), that problem doesn't actually exist, therefore (non-binary pronoun) was ghost hunting.

by keirg April 6, 2017

4πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Turd Hunting

(tΓΊrdΒ­Β­-hun-ting)
1. The term used to describe the activity (popularized by the famous skateboarder Bam Margera) one enjoys after releasing fecal matter, where they stand above the toilet, and aim at their floating targets, spraying them with their urine like a fire hose into a fine mushy brown powder

2. A homosexual activity

1. "I left a huge log in the toilet, so I decided to do a little turd hunting, seeing as how easy a target it was"

2. "Marilyn Manson loves turd hunting"

by Geoffrey Arkansas October 5, 2006

9πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


bear hunting

When you go out looking for some slut to sleep with, and all you can find is the fat chick... you bring her home anyway and fuck her. It's not until the next morning that you realize what she looks like, and you're sorry you did it with her, 'cus now your roomates can give you shit for being a "bear hunter".

Your Roommate: So, I saw that chick leaving this morning.... you went bear hunting last night, didn't you?

by Clasik July 24, 2005

13πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


Berkley hunt

It's cockney rhyming slang. Think about it....
Now be more careful when you call someone a 'berk'.

His boss was a real Berkley hunt.

by Sargeant Biff September 15, 2007

5πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Treasure Hunt

Treasure hunting is where you are having sex in the dark, It's pitch black, you can't see your partner, so you rub your dick around her body looking for her vagina like a pirate hunting for booty. For further pleasure, execute an Angry Pirate after you find and dig for the treasure.

Blah, Blah Blah, Treasure Hunt, Yada, Yada, Yada. The End.

by apesex March 2, 2007

5πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Scavenger Hunt

A state of mind in which 2 or more individuals discuss random happenings that are irrelevant and have no importance to anything. It makes no logcal sense. It lasts anywhere between half an hour to the record being one-twelfth of a whole day.

Guy A: Man, did u see that guy, Jake, with the orange kumquat yesterday?
Guy B: No, dude i was talking about frogger!
Guy A: Dude, we are so in a scavenger hunt!

by Marph1255 July 17, 2009

6πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


iMac Hunt

Crude yet self-effacing pun AND Username seen on various UK-based Bulletin Boards.
For those who don't hail from Essex, as iMac does, it's a compound of I'm a cunt!!

The Original iMac Hunt is a renamed Keano, who got tired of the comparisons with ex-Man United leg-end Roy Keane, even after a different Keane had signed for Tottenham Hotspur.

That iMac Hunt is a fucking troll !

by iMac Hunt April 18, 2006

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