a phrase that describes the maturity level of someone that is very childish
"your little cousin loaded up a stink bomb inside a nerf gun and shot it at his bus driver, fuck no more kids table with those big boy moves"
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Look at joe, he like to eat at the buffet thatβs why heβs got a table tumor.
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That one day of your period when you're just so horny you want to be taken on a table. It could also be any day of extreme horniness.
Me: "Unf I want him in me."
Mojo Jojo: "Table day?"
Me: "Yep."
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a group of grotesque people sitting at a table.
omg look at the lepur table over there, they're such double e's
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verb:
1) one-upping someone by buying a glass table and interrupting them in the middle of a story to talk about how shiny it is
2) a complicated ritual for one-upping someone during a threesome.
1) Anne: Hey, I just got a sweet deal on a brand new car! It's a...
Lynn: (interrupting) I just bought a brand new glass dining room table.
LATER
Anne: to friends Oh my God, Lynn totally glass tabled me.
2) Anne: So Lynn and my husband were totally leaving me out in the middle of a threesome, so I glass tabled her.
Joseph: You WHAT?!
Anne: Y'know, she had her eyes closed, ignoring me, so I sat on her face.
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Bullshit we donβt need to know to succeed in life unless weβre scientists
I got a 50% on the periodic table of elements because I donβt have time to study.
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god damn son, it looks like sarah has really been working that coffe table this summer.
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