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What you say when Windows starts up.
We Get Signal! (Welcome to Windows) Main Screen Turn On! (Crash)
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to pee. to take the water or whatever one drank earlier and convert it to pee. magic!
ed: you guys go on ahead, i gotta go to the bathroom and turn water into brine..
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to try and turn a foul thing wholesome. hoping to turn a slut into a housewife. developed from the rare mindset that wine really sucks...
dude: i know she's slept with all the guys in this town but it IS small town plus she's really sorry and i think deep deep down she really wants to make this work
duder: youre the only dude i know that still thinks he can turn wine into water...smh
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Ok so basically this highschooler named Sara Chidouin and her friend classmate whatever named Joe Tazuna get trapped in a killing game and- oh shit, people die NOOOOOOOOOOOO-
"It's Your Turn To Die"
"No you bitch" Pulls out Keymaster card
"OH FUCK-"
The act of making a right turn from the left lane, or making a left turn from the right lane.
"I need to turn LEFT but the left lane is all backed up."
"Listen, just speed up in the right lane and make a New York turn."
A phrase which means "Things are so dramatic, it's starting to resemble Melrose Place."
References the 1990's drama filled soap opera, Melrose Place.
Person 1: Can you believe that he likes Lucas, who likes Desiree, who likes Jamie who likes Lucas?
Person 2: Yeah man. This shit is taking a turn for the Melrose.
The act of performing a Rusty Trombone while yelling racial slurs.
After she gave me the Tionesta Turn-Around I stopped returning her calls.