something of a triumph

Said in recognition of an ignoble, foolish, and/or unintended accomplishment, preferably one's own.

"Christmas" has an H in it, Mr Baldrick. And an R. Also an I, and an S. Also T and M and A and another S. Oh, and you’ve missed out the C at the beginning. Congratulations, Mr Baldrick! Something of a triumph, I think - you must be the first person ever to spell "Christmas" without getting any of the letters right at all.

I heard something else

I heard something else is pretty much what you think you heard, but it’s dirty.

“I need to get that dirt off,” John stated as he itched his leg,
“I heard something else,” Damian replied in a smug manner.

to toss someone off something

- Remove someone from doing something
- dismiss someone
- force someone to drop something.

to toss someone off something:
And I don't care who the judge is,
they'll toss the clinic off the case
and your friend Oscar won't get a dime.

to chloe something

to do something with idiotic intentions or result in an outburst of emotions

to chloe something - i did a chloe after tripping over a hose pipe

something came up with the crisp

Low on money; Poor.

Sorry dude. I can’t go out, something came up with the crisp.

Something came up with the crisp

You’re out of money or low on funds. You can’t do anything because of this.

I’m sorry guys. I can’t come out tonight, something came up with the crisp.

Something came up with the crisp

Low on money; Poor.

Sorry guys. I can’t come out, something came up with the crisp.