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Neither of your two options are good. But one is just plain out shitty.
Jimmy: Unemployed David has a job offer for only $5hr.
Billy: Well he’s got nothing in one hand and shit in the other.
When someone shows you how to do something and you pay no attention whatsoever and therefore cannot do the thing they showed you to do
I know I just watched you put that windshield wiper on the car… but it just went in one eye and out the other
these people are known as "random people on the internet doing stuff like this for clout or because they hate the thing they hate for no particular reason or because they hate the thing they hate because of bad experiences and yadda yadda"
guy 1: have you seen these femboy haters that are very open about it and threaten other femboys
guy 2: yes
A nickname for your Minecraft gf/bf (also usable: second bed)
“Want to hang out later?”
“I can’t, I have a date with my other bed”
something corporate douchebags say instead of "the same"
"Jeff, which chair do you like better?"
"They're six of one, half a dozen of the other"
"...?"
A threat of being slapped or punched if you don’t obey someone’s demands.
If you don’t return my bike in 1 hour you’re going to be looking the other way real fast. And it better not be damaged!
A special day marked on the calendar as june 1st-10th. This day should be celebrated year round but is marked as a few specific days.
National Kiss Your Significant Other Day is defined by the love that couples share for each other and how summer can relieve stress and finally allow for some personal time with your boo thing.
P1: Did you know it’s Nation Kiss Your Significant Other Day.
P2: Omg I didn’t know that I need to go and kiss him right now.
Go kiss them, we all know it’s summer so you have time.