Paint Job

when you haven’t jacked of in a long time, so so much cum splatters on a wall and re-paints it in a white, cream shade

dude haven’t jacked off in a momth, I gave my wall a Paint Job

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Taint Paint

Referring to the area between the genitalia and testicals: when someone does not thoroughly wipe, so there is a dried layer of fecal matter on the taint.

"Bro, this girl was giving me head and puked!"

"Nasty! What happened!?"

"She went to use her hand and stuck it in some taint paint. "

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spray painted

when someone has Diarrhea and sprays it all over the toilet bowl

fair out somone has spray painted this toilet

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sockin paint

spraying paint into a sock so u can inhale the fumes and get high

bobby i was so bored i went home and started sockin paint

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Painted Whore

A man named Dean Winchester is a painted whore, but they keep calling Dean something named a Jensen Ackles?

Dean: “I’m a painted whore”

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Dick paint

After pooping, the male dips his dick in the poop and uses it as a paintbrush to paint on his partner.

After giving my girlfriend a Cleveland steamer, i got creative and dick painted my name on her chest.

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Dive In The Paint

When you fuck a girl thats on a heavy period

Mike: Yo im so mad this girl just got her period.
Joe: Just go Dive in the Paint

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