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spraying paint into a sock so u can inhale the fumes and get high
bobby i was so bored i went home and started sockin paint
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After pooping, the male dips his dick in the poop and uses it as a paintbrush to paint on his partner.
After giving my girlfriend a Cleveland steamer, i got creative and dick painted my name on her chest.
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A man named Dean Winchester is a painted whore, but they keep calling Dean something named a Jensen Ackles?
Dean: “I’m a painted whore”
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Referring to the area between the genitalia and testicals: when someone does not thoroughly wipe, so there is a dried layer of fecal matter on the taint.
"Bro, this girl was giving me head and puked!"
"Nasty! What happened!?"
"She went to use her hand and stuck it in some taint paint. "
booty balls scrotum poop blumpkin oral truffle butter sex wiping toilet fart
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The skidmark you leave when you're titty fucking a chick and your bare asshole scrapes across her stomach.
Remind me not to titty fuck my girlfriend after taco night- there was war paint all up and down that bitches abdomen.
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when someone has Diarrhea and sprays it all over the toilet bowl
fair out somone has spray painted this toilet
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When you fuck a girl thats on a heavy period
Mike: Yo im so mad this girl just got her period.
Joe: Just go Dive in the Paint
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