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a term refering to a man or woman who is part or full irish and has the features of an ugly greasy burger that has an odor of rot or can refer to an irish with too much make up and tries to display to much of a good thing
Person 1: Dude, did you let one out?
Person 2: O ya man!
Person 1: Man, you are so fat! You irish patty!
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When a group of gentlemen gamble all testicles by a series of gruesome games for a great cash winning prize. When one is casted out of the group by a loss, ones sack will be abruptly destroyed in what ever way is chosen (This applys to any game).
Yeah me and the fellas participated in a quick round of "Squid Game Sus Patty". Jared totally left with a pancake.
When someone shoves their tongue into the asshole of another without spreading the receivers ass cheeks. It’s a finesse move that requires an elongated asshole, abnormally wide ass cheeks or very long tongue.
Was in the toilet naked about to get in the shower when I hear the door smash open so I turn and see nothing. Next thing I know I felt something moist and wet in my asshole I quickly turn and saw my roommate with his head under my ass with his hands behind his back screaming - patty eaten and buns untouched!!! The whole sorority then started chanting it.
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A phrase used for serious dismay or discontent or a phrase used before sharing exciting and good news
"Frick frack patty whack that soup is bangin!" Or "Frick frack patty whack I can't believe I got an F on my test."
The best food ever, Better than Popeyes,
Majestic
I would love a squished fish patty on a bun right now.
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Seven burger patties high whoppers (that’s 5.8 inches tall) served by Burger King restaurants in Taiwan and Japan to honor Microsoft’s new Windows 7 operating system. Highly expected in the USA.
The monstrosity with its 791 grams of beef contains 2,120-2,500 calories which is equivalent to the daily recommended calorie intake for the average man at 2,500 (the average woman should consume about 2,000 calories a day)!
X: "How was your Japan trip... scored any geisha?"
Y: "Geisha my ass... after gorging a Seven Burger Patties of Hell I retired to the bathroom crapping my soul out."
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A growing euphemism for when a guy is bad at performing oral sex on a woman. Particularly, it refers to when a guy, in a desperate attempt to stimulate the clitoris of his female partner, tries to extend his mouth as far as possible towards the clitoris and then proceeds to perform ultimately unsatisfying or poorly-formed cunnilingus. The definition comes from the scene in SpongeBob Squarepants, where Squidward is trying a crabby patty for the first time. He extends his neck, shaking in fear, extends his jaw, and then takes one, quivering *bite* of the crabby patty.
Female A: How was your night with Ricky last night?
Female B: Eh, it was alright. The sex was normal, but he went down on me and it was really weird.
Female A: Oh, did he end up biting the crabby patty?
Female B: Yep, totally bit the crabby patty.
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