PeTA Pet Shelter

A trash dumpster. That members of PeTA used to "dumped" potentally adoptable puppies,dogs,cats,& kittens after killing them with a leathel injection.

Jimmy found a dead cat in a Peta Pet Shelter the other day outside at a local supermarket.

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pet cock valve

The valve at the bottom of your car's radiator

"Open the pet cock valve to drain the coolant"

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go pet the dog

A dismissive phrase.

Response to a person saying, "I don't like your haircut!" is "Go pet the dog"

Response to a women saying to a man, "You never listen to me!" is "Go pet the dog"

Response to a man saying "What did you say?" is "Go pet the dog"

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Montreal Petting Zoo

Canadian slang for a French prostitute living in Québec. Derived from the the pay to touch nature of the encounters and the French's reputation for not shaving... anywhere...

Woman walks down the street and turns to a group of dudes,
"Interessé?" she calls.
Dude bumps another Dude on the shoulder and whispers, "Dude! Montreal Petting Zoo, 5 o' clock!"

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pet shop boys

Band named after two gay teens that used to work at a pet shop and repeatedly inserted rodents into their asses. See felchmonger

Man this house is full of rats! Looks like the pet shop boys asshole!

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your pet a sket

the WORST insult EVER according to date, if used every planet explodes

1-yourm mom gay
2-your dad a lesbian
1-your granny tranny
2-your grandpap a trap
1-your sister a mister
2-your brother a mother
1- i will say it
2-i dare you
1-y-your pet a SKET
*LITELARRY EVERY PLANET FUCKING EXPLODES AND EVERY ONE ON EARTH DIES*

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PETs free Classifieds

A free Pets classifieds website is PetsAds.net. Here you can get information regarding Pets Services like Accessories, Doctors, Insurance, Grooming, Training provider and also Pets events. Also you can put your pets for sale for Free…

we are PETs free Classifieds and provides free Classifeds related to pets

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