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When you're fucking a girl and when youre about to come you pull out and punch her in the stomach so she says " aarghhhh" then come in one of her eyes.
This bitch thought she was gangsta, so I gave her the pirate treatment.
A name given to a boy by a girl, usually because he is the dominating male figure in her life who takes care of her. In contrast to a sugar daddy, he is frugal and often finds "treasures" for a bargain. He is good-looking and a little reckless, but very charming and loads of fun.
Let's play a game pirate daddy.
An individual who hijacks electricity or internet access.
Tristan: Camila just came in here and took my internet cable while I was trying to watch "Hey Arnold" online.
Marco: What a power pirate!
Exactly like the Angry Pirate except with the addition of taking a shit on her shoulder which acts as the parrot. This is best done after the initial acts of nutting in her eye and kicking her shin. For an added bonus, have a pre-sculpted shit that looks like a parrot in your freezer and bring it out 30-40 minutes before needed. This way it will remain intact, semi-frozen but the base will be malleable enough to mold to her shoulder.
I was giving your mom the classic angry pirate last night (her favorite) but felt an epic taco bell sized shit coming on so I invented the SUPER PIRATE!
a female pirate, the most dangerous kind of pirate
Captain to passengers-Armed female pirates will be boarding the ship. Remember, you know the ship better than they do, if they find me.
Pirate chick leader entering bridge- Look at me! Look at me! I'm the captain of the ship now.
Captain- Fuck! There they are!
Patchy the Pirate is a fictional character from the TV show ‘Spongebob Squarepants’, he is seen in various live action skits in different episodes, as well as in one Big Time Rush episode.
Marco: Who’s that weird pirate over there?
Polo: Oh, that’s patchy the pirate.
Marco: I see.