Spanking or caning your pig or boys rump untill it's red, hot and blisterd
Me and Peter agent home together last night, I turned him to Pork Crackling with my cane!
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Analingus performed by or on a large woman.
Woman: "Do you want the pork special?"
Dan: "Uhh....yeah."
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Drop your panties and get ready for some hot loving
Man 'Do you fancy some belly pork tonight?'
Lady 'I'll be on the bed with my legs akimbo'
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Having two forms of meat during breakfast, e.g., Bacon and Sausage.
I've been eating healthy all week, so tomorrow I'm going to engage in all-out parallel porking.
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Reference to Spam, but with an internet context, such as a "spam" topic on a forum.
That new user's post was nothing but canned pork.
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Pork Shutters are much like camel toes...when you can see you can see the inmprint of a womans pussy thru her pants.
check out the pork shutters on that chick....
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A breakfast meal consisting of porn only.
I normally have my daily dose of porn flakes right after i wake up.
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