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Pork Crackling

Spanking or caning your pig or boys rump untill it's red, hot and blisterd

Me and Peter agent home together last night, I turned him to Pork Crackling with my cane!

by Daledoom August 30, 2020

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pork special

Analingus performed by or on a large woman.

Woman: "Do you want the pork special?"
Dan: "Uhh....yeah."

by The TECHer April 30, 2010

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Belly Pork

Drop your panties and get ready for some hot loving

Man 'Do you fancy some belly pork tonight?'
Lady 'I'll be on the bed with my legs akimbo'

by Funfairy April 30, 2013

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parallel porking

Having two forms of meat during breakfast, e.g., Bacon and Sausage.

I've been eating healthy all week, so tomorrow I'm going to engage in all-out parallel porking.

by Zedarius September 24, 2015

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canned pork

Reference to Spam, but with an internet context, such as a "spam" topic on a forum.

That new user's post was nothing but canned pork.

by Ozzy_Oswalt January 8, 2008

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pork shutter

Pork Shutters are much like camel toes...when you can see you can see the inmprint of a womans pussy thru her pants.

check out the pork shutters on that chick....

by John Barth May 29, 2008

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Pork Flakes

A breakfast meal consisting of porn only.

I normally have my daily dose of porn flakes right after i wake up.

by Sami December 6, 2004

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