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A human female, aged 12-16, whose future thot-hood is as imminent as the entropic decay of the universe. Typically found excreting the word "savage" from their poorly-lipsticked mouths. Certain sub-species can be found dabbing on haters.
"When ISIS finally drops a tactical nuke on Jake Paul's house, the city will be littered with pre-thot bone dust."
When you sing the lyrics to a song too early.
“Hey Susan, you’re singing the wrong part of the song”
“Sorry, I pre lyricated”
Bartender : you are 18 you can't drink.
Girl : no I'm a pre adult.
To "ditch" or "comedically abandon" someone before an event or meeting without their knowledge.
Yo let's pre-ditch John, I hate that guy.
When someone decides not to commit to plans that haven't even been created yet.
Person 1: "We're probably going out again sometime next week if you wanna come."
Person 2: "No thanks, I'll probably be busy."
Person 1: "Bro, did you just pre-flake on us?"
The act of pleasuring ones self before a shower. A common act that has never really been given a term till now.
I can't wait to get home from work and pre-shower, shower, eat, and then go to bed.
One who possess the ability to predict the appearance of a woman's vagina by assessing her personality almost immediately upon meeting her.
"Within five minutes Jacob could tell us exactly what her pussy looked like. I think he must have pre-vagnician."