Pumpkin Patch People

/ˈpəm(p)kən/paCH/ˈpēpəl/

1. Followers of a large rounded orange fruit headed leader with a thick skull, tiny brain, a believer in conspiracy theories, a follower of brietbart, faux and infowars.

2. The plant of the Russian Oligarchs totalitarian authoritarian regime that produces unending lies and treason, having red hats and large confederate flags and native to warm inbreed regions of America.

Used as an affectionate term of address, especially to a trumpet:
"listen, pumpkin patch people, I thought you ought to know he's the worst liar in chief ever."

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fattter than a pumpkin

one who is fatzer than a pumpkin (does include extrememly small pumpkins)or someone who is a fagtardey-cankle-ridden-obese-mofo.

Tom, am I fatter than a Pumpkin?

God, yes.

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The Smashing Pumpkins

Shallow MTV plugged 'alternative' rock band, that were heavily indebted to The Cure, My Bloody Valentine and Judas Priest. As plastic as Britney Spears.

Obnoxious Thirtysomething: Hey, the Smashing Pumpkins were musical revolutionaries. Billy Corgan's a genius!

Bob: Y'mean revolutionary by the standards of Rod Stewart? Oh... um, you seem to have got overexcited, you might wanna change those trousers.

Obnoxious Thirtysomething: Wha..? And who's this My Bloody Valentine band? I've never heard them on MTV, therefore they probably don't exist.... oh, have you got a paper towel?

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Naughty pumpkin

Someone who is as naughty as a pumpkin

OMG she got kicked out of class,what a naughty pumpkin

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pumpkin juice

Greatest drink ever. 1 part any vodka and 4 - 5 parts Cactus Cooler soft drink. Created by the greatest fraternity, MTZ, in the world located at the University of Southern California.

Hey man...pumpkin juice is the most delicious thing ever - you can't taste the alcohol and i'm still getting fucked up...YEA!!!!

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Pumpkin Spice Piss

(PSP) That amazing piss you take after a scrum-diddly-umptious pumpkin spice latte that drains out of your urethra as if it were the blood of Jesus Christ himself. Often has a slight odour Pumpkin Spice.

"Damn Chloe, I can't even!"
"What is it this time, Marlene?"
"I just had the most beautiful Pumpkin Spice Piss, it just drained out like Jesus himself!"

pumpkin spice steamer

When a you pay a sex worker to paint their ass orange, like a pumpkin, then create a brown “stem” for the pumpkin by taking a shit. Then, they subsequently, sit on their client’s lap, imprinting the pumpkin shape on the lap.

Johnny was feeling festive and horny, so he paid a hooker for a pumpkin spice steamer to get in the fall spirit.