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When somebody takes one too many poppers to loosen their ass and it ends up looking like someone punched a family size pie
1. John woke up with a punched pie
2. John punched his own pie
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A punch you deliver to a third party on behalf of a friend or significant other who is either unwilling or unable to deliver swift, five-knuckled justice. Also known as dutch knuckles.
When Johnny called Sheena a liar, Casey dutch punched him because Sheena was too angry to speak.
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A Punch-Kick is a long forgotten form of physical assault which originated in Ireland in the early 21st century. A young master of Irish Kung-Fu known as Emmet Furey one day fused the "kick" and "punch" moves which have been popularized by the lesser-known sports of "Boxing" and "Kick-Boxing" into one fluid, yet potent attack. By extending the leg and arm of the same side of your body, an assailant can deliver a crunching blow that is nigh-on impossible to block. See also, Double Punch-Kick
Victim: Hi Emmet, I noticed you were accidentally called Emma today. Sucks to be you
Emmet: *Punch-Kicks*
Victim: *Is hit by a Punch-Kick*
Emmet: *Is victorious*
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Victim: This is madness!
Assailant: Madness? THIS! IS! SPARTA!
Victim: Ouch, you bastard. Why would you do that?
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A variation of the Donkey Punch, in which a strap-on dildo is used.
Man, that bitch was so pissed, she stronkey punched me!
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Getting slapped in the face by a woman's breast, specifically her nipple.
What is that mark on your cheek? Did that girl give you a rose punch!?
I gave her a mushroom stamp on her forehead, and she gave me a rose punch.
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Making jokes at the expense of someone who is of a higher level of power in terms of status or privilege.
Racist jokes, rape jokes, gay jokes, are all punching down, because they are all at the expense of the groups with less power. If you flip them around, and make the dominant group the target instead, it is funny to punch up.
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