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When a redhead (ginger person) comes up with a redneck solution to a problem.
"Way to go red on using that piece of cardboard to the tie down that trash since u didn't have a tarp handy!" "Well that's some redneck ginjenuity right there !"
The counterpart to the ever popular Canadian Tuxedo
1. Carhartt Jacket, best accompanied by a camouflage hat and Wrangler jeans
"I told you that this is a high class event, you can't be wearin' no Redneck Blazer" - Darlene
"I though it was supposed to be a fish fry, I wore my Sunday best" - Jeb
I ate a bad biscuit last night and today I am doing a redneck cleanse.
When people order a draft beer and put olives in it to give the apperance of a sophisticated beverage.
Bartender, give me a redneck martini, I need to look posh and drink a beer at the same time
When forcefully and repeatedly thrust your penis into the tailpipe of an ex's car.
Garret: Hey man, did I tell you about that time that my ex cheated on me, so I gave her Honda Civic a Redneck Afterburner?!
Jack: Oh my god, that's hilarious, I did that to my ex after she gave me a windy tuna!
Garret: Oh dude, that's Savage!
A hickey but with more animal tendency.
My boyfriend gave me a redneck hickey last night.🥰
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Someone who likes their cousin
"Man my cousin lynn; I wonder if she a freak."
Aye bro u a thirsty redneck
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