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When forcefully and repeatedly thrust your penis into the tailpipe of an ex's car.
Garret: Hey man, did I tell you about that time that my ex cheated on me, so I gave her Honda Civic a Redneck Afterburner?!
Jack: Oh my god, that's hilarious, I did that to my ex after she gave me a windy tuna!
Garret: Oh dude, that's Savage!
When you poo in such a way that the water from the toilet splashes and touches your butthole
That Mexican food really exploded out and redneck bidet'd me on the initial splasher.
Moving an inoperable, undrivable vehicle from one location to another by pushing it with a regular old car (or rusty pick up truck).
One person sits in the broken car to steer, and the other drives directly behind in the 'pusher' car, flooring it to be able to move both vehicles. There is no equipment involved in this tow--just front bumper to back bumper and pedal to the metal.
A Redneck Tow is usually accompanied by screeching tires.
Opening such things as air freshners, lotions, nail polishes, or concealers, while in the store, to see if they smell good or the colors look good on you.
Well, I wasn't sure if the color was a good one for me, so I opened the bottle and painted a nail. I was redneck sampling it.
When people order a draft beer and put olives in it to give the apperance of a sophisticated beverage.
Bartender, give me a redneck martini, I need to look posh and drink a beer at the same time
A hickey but with more animal tendency.
My boyfriend gave me a redneck hickey last night.🥰
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Someone who likes their cousin
"Man my cousin lynn; I wonder if she a freak."
Aye bro u a thirsty redneck
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