rub some dirt on it

To rub dirt inside a wound in order to help the blood clot. Also used as an expression telling someone to get over any physical injury or other pain.

Jimmy broke his leg? Tell him to rub some dirt on it and get back on the court!

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Boudreaux Back Rub

A "Boudreaux Back Rub" is when you are standing or walking, and a chick jumps on you from behind, pulls out your cock, and starts to give you a handjob from the piggyback position. It's named after the genius who conjured this move up in an inspired dream...

Dude, I was just walking to the bar and she came out of nowhere like a ninja and gave me a Boudreaux Back Rub... it was totally tits!!!

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Rub The Wrong Way

To annoy or irritate somebody. The saying refers to rubbing an animal/cats fur the wrong way, but means to piss somebody off.

1. I have to say, that president Dubya really rubs me the wrong way!
2. Those teenybopper Stinkin Park fans always rub me the wrong way
3. Sometimes I rub people the wrong way

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rub out a qwiki

Using an iPhone or similar handheld device to immediately research a nagging piece of unknown information on Wikipedia, providing a pleasing, sometimes orgasmic, sense of relief.

After wondering about it all day, Travis finally whipped out his iPhone and proceeded to rub out a qwiki.

swedish dick rub

when you rub your penis on sandpaper

Austin Shaw: hey kelly give me a swedish dick rub!
Kelly Vance: Sure thing asshole!

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rub it in his face

to point out someone's mistake or failure quite crudely

teacher one to teacher two:
-this dumb-ass failed the exam again, he's so not getting promoted, I'm gonna go and rub it in his face

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Rub Cum Stomach

The act known in many different and diverse cultures. Consisting of ejaculating onto one’s own stomach and rubing it in as if it were a moisturizer instead of cleaning it off.

Tyler: pass the Kleenex, I busted a fat nut.
Mitchell: Ew who uses Kleenex, try the Rub Cum Stomach.
Tyler: Ok, *rubs in cum*

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