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As a man climaxes, he pinches his partner’s nipples, causing her to scream as semen flies over her
Jim: Hey, I heard Marcus gave you the ol scream n’ cream last night.
Pam: Yeah, he did and my nipples have been in pain ever since
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When a guy and a girl are on a beach having sex and the guy takes his dick out, sticks it in the sand, then back in the girl, so she screams like a seagull.
"Dude, I was fucking my girl friend on the beach the other day and I stuck my dick in the sand randomly and made her scream like a seagull."
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n. Waste material discharged from the anus after a heavy nights drinking and a hot curry. So named by the horrible screaming that follows the sun hot monster that bursts from your behind.
Jesus wept! That screaming black one felt like I was having my anus broiled.
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WARNING- FOR ACTIVE MILITARY ONLY!!
A screaming camel is when a soldier places the barrel of his M16 into the anus of a prisoner Al-queda soldier till he truly wishes he could blow himself up.
The only reason we found Bin laden was because we used waterboarding and the secret screaming camel technique.
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On a one night stand with a very fat girl (preferably sunburnt), get her into a doggystyle position, then force a banana up her arse and one hard into her twat and kneel on her hair. She will scream and try to get up by lifting her arse. Jump on her back holding the bananas in place. Just like a kid on a space hopper.
Janice was like a screaming space hopper last night. rode the bitch for 20 minutes.
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When ice cream is so good, it's like an orgasm in your mouth.
Guy #1: Hey bro, you want some of that cookies 'n scream?
Guy #2: Dude wtf is that?
Guy #1: It's some bomb ass ice cream.
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When you shit in a womans mouth and nose, and right before she sneezes you cover her face with your hands. Then she sneezes the shit out of her nose resembling a screaming chocolate dragon.
I did a screaming chocolate dragon on my girlfriend. It was fun.
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