Seasonal transsexual

A female who doesn't shave or get a pedicure during the winter months.

Chick: I don't shave because I can't wear shorts anyway, it's cold.

Real female: you are a seasonal transsexual.

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darty season

Day light savings, because you can party in the daylight for longer

Guy: Dude, guess what time of year it is?
Me: Darty season brahski!!!

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beard season

The season beginning Nov. 1 with No Shave November and ending on Midnight Feb. 13, the day before Valentine's Day. This is the only acceptable time of year to sport a beard.

"Dude, did you see Bob's horrible facial pubes."

"Give the man a break, it's beard season."

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Four Seasons

An Australian brand of condom. Comes in regular, large, tight, extra strong and a few other varieties.

My favourite type of condom is Four Seasons Regular.

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well seasoned

a chic that has been taking the cock for many, many years!

You can tell that the chic with the cold sore is well seasoned!

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Honeymoon Season

The Honeymoon Season is an act of playerism where a guy joins a new school, university/college, town, city, village, country or work place and starts getting loads of attention by the girls. He then makes use of this attention and is able to hook up with numerous different girls (this ranges from 1st base to 4th). Your Honeymoon Season starts when you enter the school. However it can end from 5 seconds to a couple of months. To ensure it lasts longer, make sure you hook up with a girl and then move swiftly on. Your Honeymoon Season ends when you stop hooking up with girls.

'Mate, those girls are checking you out!!! I guess you are still in your Honeymoon Season.'

'I think my Honeymoon Season ended after 5 seconds...'

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cumming season

That time of year when every man has uncontrollable sexual desires in which they go around humping any and everything they can mount until they ejaculate.

Zoe: "Dude, Ayush was humping my dog yesterday."

Jennavive: "Yea, it's cumming season."

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