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A dude who just wanted to be happy without it being at the expense of others. Ended up alone. Has friends but his love life is, in there own words, “over”. In another life they’d probably become a wacky violent criminal. Also a doomer.
Person 1: Have you spoken to Sebastian recently?
Person 2: yeah
Person 1: what did he say?
Person 2: yeah
A Sebastian is a huge loser who likes underaged girls, and enjoys looking at them suffer while he fucks the living shit out of their petite little body. How disgusting...
Girl: "HELP"
Sebastian: "Open your mouth"
Sebastian is smart, cool, perfect, and is very very VERY handsome.
Person A: Hey did you see that new kid at school? He's so cool
Person B: Yea, he's a Sebastian frrrr
Sebastian is a player, He breaks girl's hearts and uses them. He cares so much about what others think and all the girls want him. He is a badass little kid that balls haven't dropped yet, and he lies about every single thing even little things and he turns good people into bad people. He can be nice and caring when he wants to, but he makes girls feel insecure.
Sebastian: You a ugly fat bitch
Me on the outside: Whatever
Me on the inside: That kinda hurted me doe
Reverting your lungs while jumping from an exploding airplane at 54 meters above see level.
"Oh shit dude ! You made yourself a Sebastian !"
Farts a lot so don't feed one beans. Makes a good companion if you're into getting weird.
Some kid at the zoo fed Sebastian some beans and we all had to evacuate the premises due to the toxicity in the air.
That one kid with a mustache in year 7
the mustache is thicc and lucious
sebastian: **mustache noises**