When a slut wants to pretend that she isn't a whore by insisting she will only fuck a guy if they are in a relationship. The guy pretends that they are by displaying the signs of figurative shackles, after he is done with the bitch he dumps her. This demonstrates that the figurative shackles of their relationship once displayed were as bothersome to remove as real shackles were to the master escapologist Houdini.
3 mates chatting about a Slut
A: Man I really wanna fuck Agnes
D: Yer but dude she only fucks if its a relationship
T: Haha Don't even worry just pull a sexual Houdini
Male arousal caused by a slight breeze.
Terminology mainly used while in the high desert of California.
I was sitting by the fire and there was sexual dub in the air.
when you're gay but you're also in love with all the one direction members.
alex: are you gay?
me: yes
alex: but you're in love with every member of one direction?
me: yes, alex. i am. it's called being 1D sexual.
alex: hm
A person who has the ability to go long periods of time between sexual encounters.
My husband’s a sexual camel, he can go weeks between sex.
Attending to your sexual partner's needs like they are a starving Ethiopian child.
Butt stuff is very sexually philanthropic because it makes my boyfriend feel good, but I don't particularly enjoy it.
Sexual philanthropy is a great way to give back to the community.
Having sex with someone much younger than yourself to rejuvenate your sex life.
You should hook up with that 22 year old because it’s good for the blood, like sexual dialysis.
a person who is sexually attracted to cigarettes
person 1 :damn bro i think i love my cig aha
person 2 : haha i guess that makes you a cig-sexual