shower slut

A promiscuous girl who often performs sexual acts in the shower when extremely intoxicated. Shower sluts have a very specific type and often prey on minors, Gingers, Arabs and Englishmen.

"Emma Cullen hooked up with Finn in the shower"

"Didn't she hook up with Tarek"

"I thought it was Ed?"

"What a shower slut.. "

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Shower Battle

The battle for hot water which occurs when more than one hot tap is running inside a house.

Upstairs Showering Man - 'Dude, I was just showering when it turned ice cold. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't get any hot water to come out!'

Downstairs Showering Man - 'Yeah I was showering too, you obviously lost the shower battle'

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Shower sex

The funnest sex for neat freaks and people with OCD alike.

You accomplish two tasks and save water.

Guy: I'm horny.

Girl: Ok well I need to shower.

Guy: Yay, shower sex!

:)

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chinese shower

definition: when two or more guys are getting head or plain old jacking off they take turns elaculating on the girls body.

exampe: sara says if we come over we can give her a chinese shower.

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Armenian shower

When, after being out and about all day long, sweating up a storm, instead of taking a shower like most normal people do you wipe yourself down with the strongest cologne you own. Most people who do this are trying to offset the cost of paying water bills to be able to keep driving their salvage titled Mercedes.

Wow! In Glendale they sell cologne over soap ten-fold. Nothing but Armenian showers over there. You can see the smog layer from all those cologne fumes.

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golden shower

When you piss on someone.

I gave my boyfriend a golden shower last night. I just spreaded my legs wide open and pissed all over him.

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Russian Shower

1. A ritual in which one douses themselves with cheap perfume until their clothing becomes fully saturated with the scent, which will last for weeks. This practice is the last step in preparing for a night on the town.

2. A replacement for deodorant; spraying your armpits with a perfume of choice. The alcohol kills the odor-causing bacteria, while the aromatics leave a long-lasting scent. This effectively prevents body odor for quite a while. Is immediately accompanied by a few seconds of intense stinging on freshly-shaven armpits. This practice is more effective than deodorant and is much safer, since regular deodorant contains cancer-causimg agents.

1. Hold on! Before we leave, I need to take a Russian shower.

2. Arkady: I noticed that I smelled like shit, and I was too lazy to take a real shower, so I just took a Russian shower.

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