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The act of having sex in public while burning the American flag and stabbing someone in the chest, all the while laughing maniacally. This is the only known way to get arrested in Louisiana.
"So I was in nawlins the other day and thought I'd hit up the jail for a free place to stay for the night. Had to pull a Louisiana Shuffle to get there, too."
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waste of money... pay the extra $50-100 to get an ipod mini, they hold sooo much more music and they have a lot more options (screen, clock, games, external hard drive, etc), and they're reeeally easy to loose because they're so small. dont buy one.
stupid person: "look, i bought an ipod shuffle! it holds 240 songs and it was only $150!"
smart person: "my iPod mini was $50 more, it holds 1000 songs, and has games on it."
stupid person: "damn..."
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much like grinding, like b boys do in da club, but horizontally. Perhaps lying on a bed/back of pick up truck.
Say baby, you can really dance... do you know the 'Horizontal Shuffle'?
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Having regretable sex with a crazy, clingy, predatory woman if only for the sake of getting some.
Think about how you got caught up with the aforementioned type of woman. Chances are, one of your friends might have been tossing the truffles to you to save their own ass.
But hey, truffles are good food. Why let good food go to waste?
Stan: Patty sent me a text saying that she wants my dick.
Kevin: Damn! I don't know. She's pretty crazy. I'd be careful if I were you.
Stan: I'm probably gonna hate myself later, but I'm gonna bite my lip and do the truffle shuffle with her.
Kevin: Good luck and god speed you, you stupid bastard.
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Derived from truffle shuffle, the act of masturbation via movement of the belly area. Generally a guitar is involved, using the guitar to stimulate the belly, and commonly includes incoherent “singing”.
Chris was enjoying the uffle shuffle in the park, when two little kids started throwing rocks at him for his horrendous singing.
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can also refer to 2 fingered action btween lesbians
dont bother asking her if she wants a drink mate, she does the kitkat shuffle
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incredibly drunken stumbling, made funnier by the addition of obsticles
we all love watching andy perform the walton shuffle towards his house after a night of binge drinking
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