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skeet wheats

when a pimp playa pulls back out of his bitch and angles his dangle towards the bowl of mini wheats, successfully frosting those mother fuckers

I'm gonna frost yo mini wheats with my skeet and give you a bowl of skeet wheats.

by Esmeralda Jones April 18, 2007

14πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Yung Lord Skeet Skeet

Yung Lord Skeet Skeet Age:
age: 450 years old

Other Names Yung Lord Skeet Skeet Is Called:
Yung God Skeet Skeet
Yung Skeet Skeet The G.O.A.T
Yung Emperor Skeet Skeet
Yung Doctor Skeet Skeet
God
God of all Creation
God Father
Father of All Children

Personality:
The Funniest person i have ever met without a doubt Yung Lord Skeet Skeet is very talented when it comes to lightening the mood and bringing nothing but positivity to any situation.

Real Name:
Bryan Rodriguez

Ethnicity:
Cuban, Puerto Rican, and Colombian

Birth city and state:
Bronx, NY

Death:
Already dead inside but physically still up and perfectly running without any problems

Yung Lord Skeet Skeet Is The Funniest Person I Know Honestly He Is Just Amazing

by Acey3223 September 17, 2018


Skeet eye

1.)(Noun) The propulsion of skeet (ejaculatory fluid) into one's ocular region.
2.) The condition of getting skeet in one's eye.

John hired a prostitute for the night. As she was performing oral sex, he came -- in her eye.

John said, "Haha! Skeet eye, bitch!" Then John left without paying while she was stunned by the skeet eye.

by antwawn February 1, 2006

39πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Yeeting and skeeting

Cumming while you are riding a skateboard while doing an Ollie around 10 other naked dudes in a public park. You must nut on one of the dudes. You then have to carry the man you came on on top of your shoulders around the whole park.

Dang look at those guys Yeeting and Skeeting

by The yeet skeet master November 28, 2018

17πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Beer Skeet

A drinking game played with the consumption of several or more beers. When two people have finished their cans of beer, player 1 yells pull, at which point player 2 throws his beer can into the air and player 1 throws his beer can in an attempt to hit it. Score is not usually kept since players try to drink their next beers as quick as possible in order to play another round. The game is best played on a porch or balcony. If glass bottles are used, it’s classified as an extreme sport.

Chris: Drew, finish your beer so we can play beer skeet.
Drew: Alright (Drew chugs 7th beer)!
Chris: PULL!
Drew: (Drew throws beer can in the air off the porch)
Chris: (Throws beer and misses)
Drew: My turn, hand me another beer (he then proceeds to chug)

by Willy Deez November 6, 2007

18πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


skeet skeet

1. when a person is amused when a dispute is resolved by one party being ballsy or baller enough to completely bitch out the other party.

2. when a person's action(s) is/are amusing and beneficial to the person performing, the person amused or both.

3.referring to an inanimate object that's expensive, baller, or just really cool.

1. Alex K: "Those guys from Alpha are so baller. They broke Phi's windows after the brawl at the party. The Phi's didn't do anything, what bitches.."
Alex R: "Haha Alpha is so skeet skeet"

2. Alex R: "It would've been a bitch to walk down to the house every time we had an event. Thank goodness Denali has a car to drive us all down every time."
Alex K: "Yeah dude, him having a car is so skeet skeet."

3. Alex K: "Did you see Hask's brand new car? That thing is so baller; it's expensive, looks hot, and smokes anything on the road."
Alex R: "Yeah dude I saw it today, that thing is so skeet skeet."

by A-Rizzlesmuggledrizzle March 11, 2007

1πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


skeet show

A woman, or a man, covered with ejaculate from multiple partners generally made to parade around a party looking for more skeet.

Hey man, did you see Laqueefah last saturday? She was covered from head to toe; she was a true skeet show!

by ~~~Nasty Nate~~~ February 22, 2008

10πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž