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It is a tough demanding sport that was invented in the late 1800 as a way for gay men who, at the time, were opressed, to gather in the wild and share their gay pride with one another. Traditionaly every cross country ski trip would end with a hotel room rental up north and a violent sausage fest before having to go back to their normal lives. The sport has however changed today. now they use wooden boards that they strap to their feet. In motion, the skiier is moving his hands in a handjob-like fashion which is no mistake, it is to honor the gay men that skied before them. the sausage fest however is still practiced among all cross country skiers and it is here to stay.
look at that nerd over there with his oxford shoes, he forsure goes cross country skiing on his free time
his father was married and had a family but decided he would become a cross country skier.
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when close friends do something awesome together while another close friend is not present
Friend: Dude, Bill and I just went base jumping with super models.
Other Friend: You didn't even invite me! Paintball on jet-skis.
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Affectionate term for a ladies private bits.
Bob's wife wanted their next door neighbour to slalom down her Pink Ski Slope. Unfortunately, she was out so she had Bob make his world record attempt AGAIN!!!
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A man who will pick you up off the side of the highway and rape you on the way to his American Idol audition.
You keep drinking every weekend they going to find you in the back of Skii Bo Ski’s car. Just kidding they never going to find you.
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The act of taking a dump in someones sink, then covering it with shaving cream to hide it until someone (preferably the owner of the sink) uses the faucet.
I left a Singapore Ski Slope in Drunk Chris's sink last night. He was pretty pissed when he went to wash his hands this morning.
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a great snowboarding area, a 20 minutes drive from santa fe new mexico. This is the greatest place to snowboard in the rocky mountains it is much better than taos or vail. it is a snowboarding paradise because it isnt full of snotty asshole rich people who crowd the way and hog the mountain
I went to ski santa fe and it was bliss
it is much better than that shitdump called taos!
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a great sound cloud rapper that should make XXL Freshman
Hey, have you heard that new Ski Mask The Slump God album?
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