Getting snailed is the act of which a guy will nut in a pussy and after the girl will drag her pussy all over their body. Leaving a snail trail.
“Get snailed bro”
“Damn stop snailin on my chest”
“Wanna snail tonight?”
When a guy cums into a girl and she forcibly slides her pussy up over his chest and onto his face.
“Damn, I got snailed by that bitch last night”
The first person shaves off all of their body hair and then covers themself in hand sanitizer. The second person crouches on their ass with a belt around their neck. They ride into the future.
Wife: nothing makes me happy anymore!
Husband: just wet snail me, you’ll feel better.
(Verb) When ones penis shrivels up inside ones body after witnessing a painful or traumatic event, especially penis inflicted.
(A man is running and slips, planting his face into the wall).
William: Ohhh ouch! That was brutal.
Robert: Uhhh, I totally just Snail-Eyed.
The act of two or more chicks going at each other in the sack.
First guy - "Cinemax was really good last night."
second guy- "Yeah there was a whole lot of snail scootchin'
going on!"
a premature ejaculating micro penis
i really likes this guy but he turned out to be a barking snail
a black female who is attracted to the white male.
Serena Williams is attracted to Michael Phelps, she is a Fire Snail.