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You and your Homies get yourself to the point of pre-ing, drop your pants and make sure the slit of your cock is facing the floor. Then drag your cock across the floor, longest continuous line of pre wins.
best done on a carpet.
person 1: are you coming out this sunday?
person 2: no, me and the boys are going snail racing that day
When a woman has an organism leaving behind a snail puddle. Meaning extra lubrication secretion on any surface visible.
My girlfriend had a snail puddle on my sheets
When somebody says something that doesn't make sense/is illogical, they are talking about snails.
"You think the Earth is flat? You're talking about snails"
someone who is very slow who is reffered to as being brian the snail from the magic roundabout
c'mon mat ! Your so slow, any slower and you'l be going in reverse.
I think im going to call you brian the snail from now on.
Pain Snail someone’s who comes round with their negativity energy.. unloads and talks you into feeling as down like them then snails off as if nothings happened
Went to benns last night “urghh he’s such a pain snail dragging me down with his negativity, could never be in a relationship with him”
When a girl is eaten out laying on her back and slowly pushes away as she cums leaving a trail much like a snail.
"Before we had sex I ate her out and she did the improved snail."