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Two flu shots back to back.
Thank you for shopping at walgreens. Would you like a coupon for a walgreens special at the pharmacy?
the Robert special is when the Alfa male ejaculates his load all over his next of kin
Jacob always gets the Robert special
bex also gets the Robert special
When you're about to give a girl a back massage, instead of putting oil on her back, you cum on her back intsead!
I was about to get down with this chick when I gave her the Splooge Special!!
Fake merchandise such as shoes, watches, or clothing.
Guy 1: Aye man I just got these new yeezys
Guy 2: My guy them are barbershop specials you prolly got them at the mall!
The act of being raped or molested by a UPS man.
"I've got a special delievery for you in the back."
When you get a fresh jar of mayonnaise, open it up, mix it up with your dick, and then you proceed to put it in a females ass. Afterwards, you wipe up the excess mayo with a piece of bread, add all your sandwich fixins and enjoy!
Im going to go catch a lunchtime special with Suzie today.
Goob's children have a Dyson Special with alarming regularity