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Avacado spreading is the act of searching out someone else's dogs fecal matter, collect it in what ever surgical serial killer fashion that will satisfy your inner demons. Place it in the bag that you have left over from the 40 you bought last night with the change that you found in your couch because your wife took all you money, we call that Turkey Basting, but that's for another definition. You take the bag of feces the cup it around your mouth and suck all that delicious, faux dog fat deliciousness deep into your lungs. Similar to the "cheesing" act of a popular television series, but houdont trip, your life is a trip and you might be a serial killer.
Hey man, this chick turned me onto avacado spreading, it's done wonders for my outlook to life.
Like man-spreading, but worse. A teen lounges across two-to-three seats and takes up more space than an obese, properly sitting adult ever could. Disrespectful and hobknockery behaviour. Bonus annoyance if doing the act while wearing headphones. Can also be applied to the Walmart parking lot. Only time can correct this condition; woe unto the parents.
Father: Hobknocker child of mine: if you don't cease your teen-spreading, i will smack those headphones off your head & drop kick you off this couch!
Child: (Silence....) (Has headphones on ears.)
Father: (yanks head phones off ears, gently shoves child onto floor with foot).
Child: "wtf!!!!???"
Father: "Did ya learn something?"
“Spreading my wings” is nyc bird slang and means that the person who is saying the term, going to have sex that same day.
Veronica: “Ma Im spreading my wings today”
Alice: “that means she’s gonna have sex with someone today”
The act of spreading someone’s legs or ass cheeks on the seafloor. It is also a ritual that all our ancestors used to perform water sports.
Vyrra: Hi babe, let’s do some Seafloor Spreading this summer!
Zhongli: Sure babe *spreads ass cheeks*
A slut's dream party. Everybody gets a turn wearing her out.
She is always up for hosting a super spread her party.
A "stance" used commonly in Guild Wars and or real life where you spread an unwilling participant and let em have it.
I can't believe you gave em The Jani Spread, you are so terrible and should be ashamed.
Ejaculate, come, male climax
Act of projecting semen out of the body through one's cock
Did you drop a spread sheet?
Yeah! All over her face and she licked it.