Even approximating my likeness makes people Gods among men! Even if you're a goatee'd dork who shaves his beard wrong or a bald fatty!
Hym "Oh you'd better believe I feel strong when I say I WILL get out Jordan. I'll get out and the only thing that's going to matter is which side of the fence you were on when I got out! That's why Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can is so important! I want you to share that moment with me! I want you hear that SWEET sweet sound! The last click of the tumbler! I want you, for once in your miserable Christian life, to feel it! TRUE ABSOLUTION!"
a female who also goes by the title strong-man long-cock, many claim she’s packin’ 12.1 inches
it is truly a sight to behold and I hope one day all of you can witness it
person 1 “hey who’s that person with the shlong?”
person 2 “OH! that’s strong-man long-cock!”
person 1 “wow. I wish I was them.”
landon wilson better known as landon big strong is not gay
The name of a sweet lady who everyone would love for her to get her tits out
Shut the fuck up gilly said holly strong
The name of a sweet lady who everyone would love for her to get her tits out
Shut the fuck up gilly said holly strong