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A sex act where midway through intercourse the male defecates into a sock and shoves it into the females mouth.
guy: dude I gave my girlfriend a marshmallow surprise
guy2: nasty
Surprise sex is the same as rape except you can't get in trouble. The word "Surprise" must be stated before the act.
Disclaimer: There is no guarantee that this will hold up in the court of law.
Surprise, bitch!! 'Hope you like Surprise Sex.
Having sex with someone while they're asleep but when they wake up you yell: "Surprise!"
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?!
SURPRISE!!!!
WHAT??!?!
Surprise sex. Is it really that hard to understand?
A surprise involving penetrating someone's asshole with a pre-frozen turd. Optimally turd will be made from someone else's shit.
"Hey man, why are you covered in tiny scratches?"
- "Oh I totally hamilton surprised my cat last night, and let me tell you - she was pissed!"
As a girl is giving you a blowjob, before you ejaculate, you grab half of an orange, squirt the juice into her eyes, and then proceed to blast your load into her mouth for collateral.
Guy 1: Dude, when I gave Becky a citrus surprise, she made me a fruit salad.
Guy 2: Sweet!
When your fucking a girl in the ass and riding her down the stairs.
"I surprise snowplowed her the other day and her tits fell off"
v, the act of fisting a guy or girl and leaving a surprise in their body
Doreen: Fist me baby
Jon: Ok, can I give you an ep surprise?
Doreen: Sure, Will does all the time. Make sure its thumb tacks or rusty nails