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A sex act where midway through intercourse the male defecates into a sock and shoves it into the females mouth.
guy: dude I gave my girlfriend a marshmallow surprise
guy2: nasty
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Surprise sex is the same as rape except you can't get in trouble. The word "Surprise" must be stated before the act.
Disclaimer: There is no guarantee that this will hold up in the court of law.
Surprise, bitch!! 'Hope you like Surprise Sex.
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Having sex with someone while they're asleep but when they wake up you yell: "Surprise!"
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?!
SURPRISE!!!!
WHAT??!?!
Surprise sex. Is it really that hard to understand?
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A surprise involving penetrating someone's asshole with a pre-frozen turd. Optimally turd will be made from someone else's shit.
"Hey man, why are you covered in tiny scratches?"
- "Oh I totally hamilton surprised my cat last night, and let me tell you - she was pissed!"
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v, the act of fisting a guy or girl and leaving a surprise in their body
Doreen: Fist me baby
Jon: Ok, can I give you an ep surprise?
Doreen: Sure, Will does all the time. Make sure its thumb tacks or rusty nails
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As a girl is giving you a blowjob, before you ejaculate, you grab half of an orange, squirt the juice into her eyes, and then proceed to blast your load into her mouth for collateral.
Guy 1: Dude, when I gave Becky a citrus surprise, she made me a fruit salad.
Guy 2: Sweet!
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When your fucking a girl in the ass and riding her down the stairs.
"I surprise snowplowed her the other day and her tits fell off"
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