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being kept apart from a goal from the actions of a less than intelligent person.
That lady just tard blocked me from getting a straw.
The dorkatards working here are tard blocking my lunch.
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Substitute for "..are retarded".
In speech, one may occasionally say, "You are retarded".
The same can be said with, "You 'R Tarded'".
I watched, and just as drool left his lower lip he fell hard against the red brick steps.
I said, "You R Tarded."
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Any vehicle for picking up, driving, and dropping off retards.
I got behind a tard truck on my way to work and had to wait forever for a spaz to be loaded.
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A word thats original intent was its just really fun to say, not to be racist, but I'd still be careful... hahahahaa jk! call everyone that!!
wow that was really stupid, quit being such a tard monkey
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When someone believes that Buckfast tonic wine is “sweeter” based on the machine number on the back. Some say the bucky gets to their head and causes this.
"Can you believe that Bucky Tard over there? He thinks the number 1 is more sweet than a 32. Swear to god matthew is a Bucky Tard"
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A person specifically that has no life, eats his/her own shit, speaks like there constantly choking on somthing(preferably a dick), and creeps around pretending to have friends and tries to get hugs and gets denied cause nobody likes him/her but in dah tards eyes is loved by everyone and everything. Also the tard has massive amounts of dandriff, smells like the shit him/her eats, cross-eyed,walks like a hunch back, and no one can understand why he/she was even alive in the first place and says "Yur gay" to every insult you throw at him/her.
Guy: hey look theres DAH FUCKING TARD!
Dah Tard: heh heh whats up guys? heh heh
Guy:*punches tard in face* FAGGOT!
Dah Tard: yur gay
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Adventurd Tards are Un-Humans that Make up Random Reasons why Adventure time is Better than Regular Show. They say that Regular Show uses the Same Plot over and Over again. that's Because Adventurd Tards havent seen Most of the Episodes. Regular show has Alot of Good Ideas Eg Terror Tales of the Park, Exit 9B. Adventurd Tards also think Adventurd Time is Better because of the Popularity. WHO CARES ABOUT THE POPULARITY!. Most of those People on the Popularity List are Kids. Regular show is More Mature. They also say that Because it was Made 1st. Wow Just because Something was Made 1st. BTW I Don't hate Adventure time.
Me: What's Better Adventurd Time or Regular Show
Friend: Adventure Time
Me: ok.... Explain Why
Friend: Regular Show uses the Same Plot over and over 1st its just Mordecai & Rigby arguing, then they take it to the Extreme
Me: Really? are you F**king Serious
Friend: Why is adventure time more popular then?
Me: Most of the Fans are Kids. Adventurd Tards these days....
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