Lynn tech

a high school in lynn full of horny spics and fake ass bitches.

susie: you want to go to lynn tech?
max: ya everyone says its the best school in lynn
susie: dont go there. its a piece of shit

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process tech

Someone who wasn’t intelligent enough to be an engineer. Also known as a “pretendgineer”

I wish we had some real engineers instead of all these process techs.

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Tech Lag

I'm coining a new phrase: "Tech Lag"
It's when old people try to catch up on new technology

(😎A play on "Jet Lag")

Omg, my cell phone died and I had to upgrade. suffering major Tech Lag

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Tech crush

Like a man crush or lady crush, when a heterosexual person has a "crush" on someone of the same gender, not sexual but kind of idolizing them, specifically for their technical prowess.

Many straight men end up having a tech crush on Troy Hunt (I don't blame them).

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P-TECH

A program that's supposed to be fun, but ends up being a living hell.

Person 1: "Hey, how's P-Tech going?"
Person 2: "Don't even get me fucking started."

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Tech Win

Used in the event of a device, gizmo, or gadget meeting or exceeding ones expectations.

Dude, a phone with voice recognition, built in satellite navigation, an 8.0 pixel camera, and a 1GHz processor? That’s a total tech win.

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Virginia Tech

Everyone in the room takes a shot.

Let's Virginia Tech this tequila!

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