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A sandwich from the famed Grease Trucks in New Brunswick, New Jersey on the Rutgers campus consisting of french fries, chicken fingers, lettuce, tomato, mayo, ketchup, and occasionally onion.
Dude, that Fat Moon is gonna give me a monster dump.
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When A naked girl bends over and and exposes her ass and pussy at the same time
Chad : Such A boring day at work wish there was some action around here!
Craig : Yeah we need to take a smoke break out back!
Kiersten : Oh Jake! Oh Baby! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Jake : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Oh shit my phone flew in the dump can you get it for me I'm still cumming?
Kiersten : Sure Baby we don't want our videos exposed do we!
Chad : Holy Shit Kiersten's climbing in the dump naked!
Craig : Ohhhhhhhh! Moon Pie! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Mmmmm! Moon Pie!
Steve : Hey guys what's going on? Ohhhhh Moon Pie! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Fuck Off Perves!
Jake : Yeah quit staring at my girls pie!
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When an individual squats over a laying individual's face - making anus to nose contact - and proceeds to fart.
"Damn, I gave her the worst moon-docking last night."
"He was passed out drunk and Jimmy gave him a moon-docking"
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The act of two people putting their butts together till their buttholes touch as if they were kissing with their lips.
It was unpleasant to moon kiss after eating spicy Mexican food.
I asked him if he wanted to moon kiss. He said no because it would hurt his hemorrhoid.
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Supplement to the honeymoon and baby shower. Mandatory vacation for both parents before the live birth of a child. Maybe a weekend, maybe a week. Requires the male end of conception to pay for all expenses out of his pocket. Travel, lodging, preferably at a seaside hotel, and gifts (to the mother to be, not the baby,) are an absolute necessity. Eases away the stress and woe of pregnancy.
Preggers Newlywed: I've just found out. A week after the honeymoon, I'm 4 weeks prganant! Can you believe? Time to plan a baby moon!
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A very unclean butthole with some residue around its opening
Her ass was firm and round but I was turned oof by her Harvest Moon
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