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Vrbo ads

A set of annoying ads that has a slow piano noise and an African American guy talking about us.

That face that's usually covered our face has finally made an appearance.
IT IS VRBO ADS

by June 29, 2021


ads more like sads :(

no stop doing the fucking ads no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

"Why are there so many ads? ads more like sads :("

by iminhellplshelpahhh June 18, 2024


ad-skip assistant

Refers to a fellow human whom you assign to click out of commercials that often randomly appear during YouTube videos; this would be for periods of time when you are unable to operate the mouse/touch-pad yourself, such as when you have to take a dump but don't wanna pause the interesting video you were watching, but instead want to keep listening to the presentation while you're pooping. Having this other person skip over the ads for you ensures that you won't have to teeth-grindingly suffer through many minutes of boring ads while you sit on da crapper waiting for the program to resume. This can work best for largely-speech-based videos such as tech-subject lectures/documentaries, where you don't need to always watch the screen to enjoy the program.

I'm on SSI Disability, so I often spend much of my time at home; occasionally my also-unemployed buddy owes me a few bucks, and so I "hire" him to come over each day and be my ad-skip assistant for a 25¢ credit per ad; he usually "pays off" his debt that way in just a couple weeks.

by QuacksO October 20, 2021


Instagram ads

'If you know what these are, you are legally allowed senior citizenship', why do these exist, they are so shit that i want to kill myself every time I see them

PLS KILL ME I SAW SOME INSTAGRAM ADS

by YesBigDaddyDolan March 7, 2019


Ad hominem campaign

When you run your political campaign based solely on -false and undeserved- ad hominem attacks of your political opponents and their/or their families.

The 2024 race between Trump and Biden is shaping up to be an ad hominem campaign- on both sides mind you.

by Sexydimma August 8, 2023


The Ad

And the ad ISN'T EVEN FOR THE STUDENTS!

Hym "He isn't even selling the Peterson Academy TO THE STUDENTS. He's talking straight TO the employees! The ad is literally HIM (Not me Hym but HIM, him) selling the students TO the employers BEFORE HE EVEN HAS ANY STUDENTS! 'I don't have any mandingos NOW but when I do they'll be the best mandingos around! So buy-er "hire them preferentially" from me! MY mandingos will be high in trait conscientiousness and general cognitive ability' It's insane! And I would know! I mean, at least when I dehumanize people THEY have (on some level) dehumanized ME FIRST! But he doesn't even acknowledge the students as a reality. What are the students getting? I still don't know."

by Hym Iam September 30, 2023


ad hominymph

A person who likes to debate online but whose idea of debate consists solely of levying ad hominem attacks until everyone loses interest in debating with her, at which point she declares victory.

OP: Posts something on social media.
Commenter: I disagree with what you said.
Commenter: For real, I disagree. Let's discuss.
Commenter: Why are you ignoring me?

OP: Because I have better things to do than debate online with a known ad hominymph. If I wanted to do something frustrating and pointless, I'd try to solve a Rubik's Cube.

by MrJeMrJeeves September 25, 2017