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When a girl has maple syrup poured into her vagina, and has to queef it out onto waffles and eat them.
Yo, last night we dared mary to eat saras canadian waffle.
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First established in 1987 by Canadian Parliament in an attempt to prove that Canada is a real country. Today Canadian Thanksgiving is celebrated in one country (Canada) by dozens of people.
No it's not the real Thanksgiving, it's Canadian Thanksgiving.
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A stay at home mom who can't cook, clean nor supervise her 5+ children. Her husband eventually gives up and walks, but not without paying her child support. She makes new friends who in turn take advantage of her and her money. She and her girlfriends smoke like a coal plant. She eats take-out or orders delivery. The entire house is a disgusting mess. There are cigarette burns in the carpet, many many old food containers, old moldy dirty dishes piling in the sink, stains on the wall and the smell of stale nicotine permeates the air. The kids are unwashed. Their clothing are hand-me-downs of various out-dated styles. She's on anti-depressants and whole other cocktail of meds. She writes many letters to Oprah asking for help and money, which all go unanswered.
Building Inspector: What the fuck happened to this house!!!!!??? It's such a pig sty.
Landlord: Canadian Housewife.
Building Inspector: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!
Landlord: Thanks a lot now I'll have to clean that up too.
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A Canadian Popsicle. The act of wrapping your penis in bacon and then letting a moose feast upon it. A fun twist can also involve covering the bacon in syrup.
Alex- Hey Mike what are you doing ?
Mike- Oh nothing just about to go give a Moose a "Canadian Popsicle" !
Alex- o_O
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While getting blown by a girl, you proceed to shit relentlessly in orgasm, and spend the rest of the night apologising
Got her over last night, made a mistake and had to give the full canadian
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When party A uses the cheeks of their buttocks to clamp onto party B's facial hair and tug the hair out
After that Canadian Tugboat this morning I've been farting beard hairs all day!
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