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Ignorant, funny, crazy, video game freak, sarcastic, ugly. The type of person who would beat on girls especially his sister who is loving generous and say sarcastic things "like DUH". He stays on the computer for God knows how long. He plays video games till his eyes fall out. He inhales almost anything that can fit in his mouth even rocks. He farts almost every thirty minutes and the stench could shrivel up your entire face in seconds.
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Perverted basterd. trys to steal your gf. there is two ways u can tell that he has a boner like all the time: he always walks funny and his pants are always bulged out wen he comes out of the bathroom. he dreams that one day he will grow a second dick and fuck two porn stars at the same time. he thinks hes all that because he is good at kick ball. he dresses like a white trash gangster and thinks it makes him look cool wen he really looks like a dick. he shoves dildos up his ass in the cubbys wen he comes into class in the morning. all i can say is that he is a stuck up whore who has dated about every decent girl on the face of the planet.
Teacher- "David, what are you doing in the cubbys?"
David- "Nothiiiing...." (Hides dildo in lunch box) "nothing at all"
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Tall fat fuckboy if you date one he most likely will still talk to other girls. Has anger issues
He's such a David
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Likes to lie a lot almost as comparing him to Hitler, finds any excuse to make up for his lies don't trust david
DAVID IS SO ANNOYIN
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Probably gay
But an amazing dude that is fucking hilarious but keeps to himself most of the time
"David what's wrong?"
"*quietly* no homo"
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an asshole whose purpose is to make you feel uncomfortable and annoyed. A David gets liked by stealing people's humor and uses it to attract a female. A David is often sensitive when you do the littlest thing to him speaking of littlest A David will often be the shortest one in the group. Never hangout with a David.
"you see that piece of shit must be a David"
"yo that guy just stole my girlfriend what a David"
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