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Drug-addicted overated bump machine who cost himself his job at WWE, his sloppy ring skills are not helpled by his constant drug use and constant risk-taking that break his body down every minute.
He is still adored by certain female virgins who will get laid and will never wake up to see the person needs help, his brother, Matt Hardy, still remains with the WWE, because he does'nt take drugs, and because he can actually WRESTLE.
TLC matches, when Jeff was excellent.
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The act of defecating in a urinal. Done either for malicious or humorous purposes.
Friend 1: Man, i hate that hotel. I wish there was something i could do to get back at them for their poor service.
Friend 2: You could always shit in their urinals.
Friend 1: Oh yeah! I didn't even think about the Jeff Gordon! Thanks pal!
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The guy who is very convincing and hot
That friend of yours is a Jeff winger
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Dancing naked in your room listening to Justin Bieber while covering yourself in Pina Colada
Lola: Are you going to the club tonight?
Phil: No, I think I am just going to stick to a filthy jeff tonight.
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Wearing an oversized athlectic cup with the intention of exaggerating the size of one's package.
n. The male corollary to the camel toe.
Although everyone knew that Tommy packed only an Irish inch, the XXL cup that he wore under his baseball uni made him feel better about his genital pedigree.
Man, he has no shame; his mantoe was so blatantly obvious under his biker shorts.
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Creator and shipper troll of MTV series ‘Teen Wolf’ starring Tyler Posey, Dylan O’brien, Holland Roden, Crystal Reed, Tyler Hoechlin.
Person A: Teen Wolf season 1-3 was the good stuff, everything that was bullshit. They didn’t know what they were doing
Person B: I know right. Thanks Jeff Davis
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A person who doesn’t follow through with something.
Brian: Is the game downloaded yet?
Jeff: Yes!
Brian: Okay, start the game.
Jeff: *proceeds to never start the game*
Brian: He’s pulling a Jersey Jeff again!
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