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A previously unknown badger species whose natural habitat is Northern Queensland, Australia. The three toed cheesy tree badger is a shy animal, small in stature, but makes up with a ferocious thirst for vagina and LSD. The Three toed cheesy tree badger is usually the culprit of mysterious early morning acid disappearances.
Cletus: Alright, Everybody stop. I've lost the trips.
Bob: Settle down man, it's gone. I saw a three toed cheesy tree badger scuttling about half an hour ago.
Cletus: Fuck.
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A Honey badger who does not give one fuck to anything. For he is a fearless motherfucker. No problems exist with this motherfucker, for a WHIP OF HIS DICK, BLAM!@ will solve all problems and questions. The sound of the Honey Badger's Dick Whipping across any surface will strike a distinct sound described as a 'BLAM!@', the sound of terror, the sound of fear, the sound that can only be created by the swinging dick of the Honey Badger.
I have a problem.. How can I fix this?
"HONEY BADGER WHIPS DICK, BLAM!@"
...problem solved.
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when a female with large breasts is going out for a jog wearing only a sports bra, her funbags bounce about uncontrollably.
Person 1 : "damn, check out those funbages."
Person 2 : "yeah, it looks like to badgers duking it out in a burlap sack!"
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Not quite a tornado but windy enough that no one would accuse you of exaggerating if you claimed a badger just blew by.
Translated straight from the legitimate Swedish saying "det blåser grävling" which in the Swedish skydiving world means that it is way too windy to go skydiving.
Holy cow dude, it's blowing badgers!
Ellie Badger is a world class girl, she really does light up every room she walks into. If you have an Ellie Badger then hold onto this girl. She makes an amazing cup of tea, Ellie Badger can be quite over baring but that’s why all of her friends adore her, she loves her family and would do anything for them, don’t mess with Ellie Badger’s family and friends! She is kind hearted and has an amazing sense of humour. Not to mention her beauty and dazzling looks. Hold onto her, trust me.
Girl 1: Ellie Badger is here!
Girl 2: Oh wow where? I love that girl!
Badgerism is an emotional state of being whereby the individual channels a honey badger mindset to overcome (perceived or real) everyday personal and work related barriers.
Shyte bahd, Mike be like in full badgerism mode right now. He don't give a shit!
In Among Us, if you finish tasks as a crewmate you can go to security and stay on cams for the game, spotting any impostor and smacking the button. (May translate into the King of FNAF)
"Then I committed the badger effect lol."
"YOU DIRTY SONUVABITCH."